Q:WHY DON’T YOU SEE PENGUINS IN ENGLAND?
A:BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID OF WALES
Q:Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
A:Because they don´t wanna
Q:What do you call a happy penguin?
Q:What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A:Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q:What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
A:Really lost, because penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere!